Jawbreakers, bubble gum & molested chickens

22 Mar

World War II was over—the bombs had eradicated Hiroshima and Nagasaki and large segments of their populations, and neither my stepfather’s carpenter talents nor my talent to deliver newspapers were needed in Tennessee. The modular homes were being disassembled and the areas where hundreds of families had been living would soon revert to the wild. We left Happy Valley, Tennessee and returned to Mississippi because my stepfather had recently bought a 40-acre farm, complete with a skid-mounted grocery store with one manually operated gasoline pump, a small house, a large barn, a chicken house and an adequate outhouse.

His purchase included one milk cow, one white mule, one brown mule and a motley flock of chickens—White Leghorns and Rhode Island Reds with a sprinkling of speckled hens. The flock was serviced by one lone rooster, a Rhode Island Red, hence his name Red.

Oh, and one more item concerning the chickens. Several of the hens were in poor physical shape. I learned soon after we moved to the farm that the hens had been—ah, had been subjected to—uh, ah, okay, I’ll just come right out and say it—they had been sexually molested, presumably by that dolt of a teenage farm boy in the family that previously owned the farm.

That was a presumption voiced by my stepfather, except that he didn’t use the term sexually molested—many of the words he used to explain the physical condition of the hens and to express his displeasure were limited to only one or two syllables. I’ve often pondered on that presumption, wondering and speculating on whether he arrived at that conclusion from reading, from other conversations or from experience—my stepfather grew up on a farm in Alabama.

I never knew, and I definitely was unwilling to question him. I’ll get back to you later with more information on that, so stay tuned. Until then, I’ll close that portion of life on the farm by saying that my stepfather put the hens out of their misery with blasts from a 16-gauge shotgun, after which the carcasses were buried far from the house, feathers and all, except for those that were scattered by the pellets.

There were no cats, an absence unusual for a farm. Also included in the purchase were two small terrier dogs, a pair that served no useful purpose and came to an untimely end through action taken by my stepfather soon after we took residence on the farm, again with the 16-gauge shotgun.

Also included in his purchase of the farm, to my dismay, were several acres of unpicked cotton. For the edification of those familiar with Roy Clark’s song in which he sang proudly that he never picked cotton, I am here to tell you that I have picked cotton and I didn’t like it. Early in cotton season, pickers were paid a penny a pound to pick, and later in
the season when the bowls were sparse and farther apart, pickers earned
two cents a pound.

I strived mightily to pick a hundred pounds in one day, but never made it, no matter how early I started and how late I stayed in the cotton field, and no matter how many times I peed in the cotton sack, an time-honored country-boy scheme to add weight to his pickings. Another way to increase the weight was to start picking at or before good daylight and pick frantically while the dew was still on the cotton, thereby adding the weight of the water—not much, but pennies went a long way back in the good old days.

One penny would buy a cigarette, two crackers with one’s choice of cheese or bologna or sausage, and a plethora of penny candies—an all-day sucker, a jaw-breaker, one piece of bubble gum or one stick of gum, a small handful of jelly beans and one’s choice of various individually wrapped candies such as Tom’s Peanut-butter Logs.

I have a vivid memory of reading a newspaper article saying that the price of cotton paid at auction was forty-one cents a pound, a total of $205 for a 500 pound bale. I was brash enough to ask my stepfather why he paid only two cents a pound for pickers when he was getting twenty times that amount, and he treated me to a prolonged lesson in economics—that effectively broke me from asking any more questions.

I have many more stories to tell about my brief life on the farm. One involves a beautiful cross-eyed redhead, another a tree filled with turkeys and still another of a wild cat I captured and thereby indirectly caused his death, so stay tuned—there’s more to come.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.


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2 responses to “Jawbreakers, bubble gum & molested chickens

  1. cindydyer

    March 22, 2011 at 2:48 pm

    Can’t wait to read the story about the beautiful cross-eyed redhead! 😉

    I also am so glad I never really got to know Papa John. You can try to dissuade me with some of his finer virtues (had he any to begin with), but your stories that talk about how he would shoot animals (particularly those that were NOT molested) makes me glad I didn’t really know him. Shooting animals on a whim and sending you and Dot all over the country (also on a whim) paints him a cruel person overall. I was being way too kind when I wrote that for you he was “a tough man to live with.” I’m not telling you to not share these stories (please keep them up!), but your accounts do shore up the tales you have told us when we were growing up. I’m sorry you had to live with that and that you didn’t have the good fortune of having a great father (like we do!). I’m grateful that you grew up to be a compassionate person in spite of that man.

    • thekingoftexas

      March 24, 2011 at 7:46 am

      Thanks for the comment, and my rambling recollections of the red-haired beauty are in the works—stay tuned.

      My stepfather didn’t shoot animals on a whim. He shot them or sold them or gave them away unless they were in some way productive. He obviously did not like pet animals. He required dogs to hunt, mules to haul, cows to give milk, chickens to lay eggs, cats to catch rats and children in someway had to contribute to the family in return for sustenance and “a roof over their heads.” The only sister that remained at home helped cook and clean, and I did every chore that I was capable of doing, and he had the final say as to whether I had the necessary capabilities. As an example, he felt that I was capable of keeping the hen house and fenced chicken yard clean, but not of feeding the chickens—that was his responsibility, the only daily chore that he ever did while we lived on the farm—-the rest were reserved for me.

      I believe that credit should be given when credit is due, and I freely admit that he should be given credit in his choice of the three options quoted above—shoot, sell or give away. He knew that if he shot us or sold us repercussions would ensue, so he chose to give us away as the need arose, and the need arose several times over a period of nine years.


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